But of course I am referring to her waist. For those of you going “wtf?” let me first familiarize you with the term that seems to be extra popular in VietNam these days. Vong 1, 2, & 3, meaning girths 1, 2, & 3, are basically the 3 main measurements of any human body; Vong 1 being chest, vong 2 being waist, & vong 3 being hips. Currently, the country has  practically been holding famous supermodel Ha Anh‘s all 3 vongs as our female’s ideal measurements, and honestly, I concur. Nothing but a glimpse of the woman’s itty bitty vong 2 could actually  get one all inspired to finally spend some quality time with that treadmill.


*goes to clean off cobwebs on treadmill*






Obviously, Thomas Jefferson’s “all men (& women) are created equally,” was a big fat lie. Way to go mister founding father, sir.